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{"type":"standard","title":"Pulsatilla grandis","displaytitle":"Pulsatilla grandis","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q145399","titles":{"canonical":"Pulsatilla_grandis","normalized":"Pulsatilla grandis","display":"Pulsatilla grandis"},"pageid":36736532,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ab/Velikonocnica_boc_4.jpg/330px-Velikonocnica_boc_4.jpg","width":320,"height":214},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ab/Velikonocnica_boc_4.jpg","width":3872,"height":2592},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285090887","tid":"23afb8a8-16f5-11f0-8335-93eb3ded4c1f","timestamp":"2025-04-11T16:50:57Z","description":"Species of plant","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulsatilla_grandis","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulsatilla_grandis?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulsatilla_grandis?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pulsatilla_grandis"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulsatilla_grandis","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pulsatilla_grandis","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulsatilla_grandis?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pulsatilla_grandis"}},"extract":"Pulsatilla grandis, commonly known as the greater pasque flower, is a species of flowering plant in the genus Pulsatilla of the family Ranunculaceae. This perennial herbaceous plant reaches heights between 5 and 30 centimetres, featuring finely divided basal leaves and erect, violet flowers densely covered in silky hairs. Native to central Europe, it has a distribution spanning from Great Britain and western France eastward to Ukraine, occupying diverse habitats primarily within the broadleaved forest zone. The species grows predominantly on steppe-like hillsides and meadow slopes, often favouring southern exposures. In Slovenia, it is rare, protected, and serves as both a regional symbol and a heraldic element in local iconography.","extract_html":"
Pulsatilla grandis, commonly known as the greater pasque flower, is a species of flowering plant in the genus Pulsatilla of the family Ranunculaceae. This perennial herbaceous plant reaches heights between 5 and 30 centimetres, featuring finely divided basal leaves and erect, violet flowers densely covered in silky hairs. Native to central Europe, it has a distribution spanning from Great Britain and western France eastward to Ukraine, occupying diverse habitats primarily within the broadleaved forest zone. The species grows predominantly on steppe-like hillsides and meadow slopes, often favouring southern exposures. In Slovenia, it is rare, protected, and serves as both a regional symbol and a heraldic element in local iconography.
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