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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
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The Armoured Division was an armoured division of the Finnish Army during the Continuation War.
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