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Thorpe Fell Top is the top of the hill of Burnsall and Thorpe Fell in the Yorkshire Dales, itself forming part of a larger wedge of ground between Wharfedale and Skipton.
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The Girls Club in San Francisco, California, also known as Mission Neighborhood Capp St. Center, was built in 1911, in the First Bay Tradition version of Shingle Style architecture. The building was used as a clubhouse for girls and neighborhood center, similar to the Boys Club of America.
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